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"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge trimming.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I'll race you to the top."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Crunk

Hedge Car

A topiary doghouse

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Maze.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Stonehedge

The dog wouldn't stand still

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"I'm afraid your brain scan indicates that squishy stringy seed mush in your head was replaced with a candle."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Stonehedge

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Honeycomb

Still hip, but not much hop.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Topiary Portraits

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

Topiary By Numbers

Topiary chicken lays an egg.