Topiary Art Gifts

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge trimming.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I'll race you to the top."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

A topiary doghouse

Hedge Car

Crunk

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Maze.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Honeycomb

Stonehedge

Still hip, but not much hop.

"I'm afraid your brain scan indicates that squishy stringy seed mush in your head was replaced with a candle."

The dog wouldn't stand still

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Stonehedge

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Topiary By Numbers

Topiary Portraits

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

'Can you hear me, Mutha?'

A Gardener's Self-Portrait