Topiary Aficionado Gifts

Maze.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

D.I.Y

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Spring in Japan.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Bonsai Exhibit

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Friendly Tie

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Everything's coming up roses!