Topiary Lover Gifts

Utopiary - Dystopiary.

Hedge trimming.

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Fox hunting.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Spotted Owl Migration

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Camouflage Unit

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"She's had a lot of work done."