Topiary Lover Gifts

Utopiary - Dystopiary.

Hedge trimming.

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Spotted Owl Migration

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Camouflage Unit

The Re-Giving Tree

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"