Twinkie Lover Gifts

'I don't remember packing a whole bag of twinkies for our lunch.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Dolphin

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Summer wants.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Octopus gets tickled pink

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

'The Big Kahuna!'

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"