Twinkie Lover Gifts

'I don't remember packing a whole bag of twinkies for our lunch.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Dolphin

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Summer wants.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Octopus gets tickled pink

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"