Tiki Lover Gifts

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Octopus gets tickled pink

Flamenco

'The Big Kahuna!'

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Fire Escapes

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

Quicksand.

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Karate.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Hedge trimming.

Year of the Tiger

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

'I feel bad for kids trying to break into business now. It's hard to get a head these days!'

'It's our last resort.'

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

Year of the Tiger

"Stop beating yourself up, Larry! You're not just mildly unpleasant! You're truly abominable. Don't let anyone tell you different!"

The New Gods

Old MacDonald's Hawaiian Farm...

Utopiary - Dystopiary.

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

The cocktails are always a fundamental business expense.