Tiki Bar Aficionado Gifts

"You'll never guess where we went on holiday."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"You lack spontaniety."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'How about a nice saloon?'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.