Tiki Bar Connoisseur Gifts

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I love this time of day."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."