Beach Bar Connoisseur Gifts

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Wine at the Bar

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."