Beach Bar Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'll have a Mai Tie."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

Working Holiday.