Beach Bar Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'll have a Mai Tie."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Working Holiday.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'