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I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."