Coastal Connoisseur Pillows

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Sinking Sand

Rabbit Punch

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"