Coastline Lover Gifts

Lighthouse

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Surf Casting

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Privates Beach"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."