Coastal Living Lover Gifts

'I've finally bridged the gap between sandcastle perfection and move-in-ready.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Segregated Beach

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Mermaid Art

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."