Coastal Living Lover Pillows

'I've finally bridged the gap between sandcastle perfection and move-in-ready.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Mermaid Art

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Segregated Beach

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship