Tiki Culture Enthusiast Gifts

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Primitive magician

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'I feel bad for kids trying to break into business now. It's hard to get a head these days!'

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Boomerang

Jemaine Clement

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

"Nope."

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

"It's the one consistent thing we got back from the flag debate roadshow."

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

The cocktails are always a fundamental business expense.

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat