Hawaiian Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Manga study #2

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

'He's a big softie really'.

Jemaine Clement

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

'Who the heck is Tom Selleck?'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

Japanese Wrestling Federation.

'We've got a saying here about our beef hut, Claude. . . 'if you don't like the service, just wait 45 minutes.' Drives out-of-towners nuts!'

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

Manga study

"I'm from Staten Island."

Old MacDonald's Hawaiian Farm...

"Nope."

'So are you folks together?'

"It's the one consistent thing we got back from the flag debate roadshow."

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"