Hawaiian Culture Gifts

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Oedipus

I love my Uke.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Medusa's baby picture

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Parmenides

Clancy: Loud Clothes

The Zeusettes

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

"I hate following behind Medusa at these things."

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

'Who the heck is Tom Selleck?'

'What do you think of the decor?' 'It's a little spartan.' 'Fight to the death!'