Polynesian Culture Buff Gifts

"Nope."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Boomerang cow.

Kiwi Ingenuity

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Halloween Island

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Voting in Greece

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Santa Meets Godzilla

Australian Submarine Controversy

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

Jemaine Clement

Ned Kelly's School Days

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

Australian Crawl

'You spoil those sheep Bruce!'

"I'm from Staten Island."

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

Kangaroo and jumping beans.

"It's the one consistent thing we got back from the flag debate roadshow."

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

"There's too much of this bloody political correctness these days, Norm."

Jacinda Kate Laurell Ardern caricature

Australian republic