Polynesian Culture Fans Gifts

"I'm from Staten Island."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Spring in Japan.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Australian punk

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Steve Vizard

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Halloween Island

Australian stress counselling.

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Manga study #2

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

Mikado

Steve Irwin.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

Jemaine Clement

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

Kangaroo-fisherman

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"What part of Noh don't you understand?"

It's an advice column. Eat your vegetables. Get to bed early. Dress warmly. Be prompt. Drink plenty of liquids.