Polynesian Enthusiast Gifts

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

How Swordfish Are Born

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Segregated Beach