Polynesian Enthusiast Prints

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"