Polynesian Culture Fan Gifts

"I feel like I'm stuck in a rut."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Spring in Japan.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Australian punk

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Steve Vizard

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Halloween Island

Australian stress counselling.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Manga study #2

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Syriza

Mikado

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

Steve Irwin.

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Jemaine Clement

Kangaroo-fisherman

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'