Kiwi Culture Fan Gifts

Jemaine Clement

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Barristers

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Diolch

Time for Tea!

"This isn't helping my migraine."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Saint Patrick

Australian punk

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Pikey and Chav.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Rob Brydon.

Socks and Sandals

Steve Vizard

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Australian stress counselling.

Queen reigning.