Kiwi Culture Fan Pillows

Jemaine Clement

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Barristers

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Diolch

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"This isn't helping my migraine."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Saint Patrick

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Australian punk

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Pikey and Chav.

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Socks and Sandals

Australian stress counselling.

Queen reigning.

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"