New Zealand Culture Fan Pillows

Jacinda Kate Laurell Ardern caricature

Barristers

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Kiwi Ingenuity

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Australian punk

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Pikey and Chav.

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Socks and Sandals

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Steve Vizard

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Rob Brydon.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Australian stress counselling.

Queen reigning.

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

Welsh cheese

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

All British Space Mission

"All right...hands up who loathes the welsh"

Emphasis on broadcasters not knowing regions "..correspondent in the welsh capital, Glasgow.."

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.