Kiwi Enthusiast Gifts

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Kiwi Christmas

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Join me in a Martini?

Hot Pie Therapy

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Eat me"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Official Fight Cards

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Which part are you reading for?"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Non-Humble Pie.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"Phew, that was close."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Martini Lovers

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'