Kiwi Enthusiast Mugs

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Kiwi Christmas

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Join me in a Martini?

"Eat me"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Official Fight Cards

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Phew, that was close."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Kiwi Ingenuity

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Martini Lovers

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.