Koi Enthusiast Mugs

"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Bears catching fish

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'