Kaiju Enthusiast Mugs

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Honey, it looks like they've lifted restrictions on terrorizing the city."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."

"Sorry I'm late. Can you buzz me in?"

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Official Fight Cards

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

These premises are alarmed.

Meals on Wheels

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

"Hugh fans!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Poetry repairman

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"