Kaiju Fan Mugs

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"At least he's shaking things up."

"Don't even get me started with this guy. He demanded craft services supply tw tons of wool every day!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Sorry I ate your city.

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

Godzilla-style monsters on beach. One drunk and smashing up city, other says 'Must you do this every time?'

Giant monster keeps the streets tidy by using the provided bins.

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

Godzilla Auditions For Store Santa

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mikado

"Hugh fans!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

Decapitated coffee.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Stop playing with your food!"

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."