Kaiju Collector Mugs

"Was it someone you ate?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Official Fight Cards

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Posh Easter Egg

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Doulton Canada Geese

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Euro Struggling with Weights

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."