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"Was it someone you ate?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

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Doulton Canada Geese

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Stop playing with your food!"

Euro Struggling with Weights

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"What pheromone are you using?"