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"Stop playing with your food!"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

"He's downsizing."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"