Kaiju Lover Gifts

"Anyone in my teeth?"

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

'Tell him he can the 'Zilla' in his name, but that first part has got to go!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

"He's downsizing."

The Life of Pi

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Hugh fans!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Official Fight Cards

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives