Kaiju Fanatic Gifts

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"Hugh fans!"

'Relax, he's only a yellow belt.'

"Hiya Brian - hey, fancy seeing you in this part of town...!!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Official Fight Cards

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"There! I heard it again!"

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Death of Fidel Castro

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

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