Kaiju Aficionado Gifts

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"Sorry, I just needed to vent."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Poetry repairman

Young Godzilla.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Tokyo City Limits

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Cat Kung Fu

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

I'm your biggest fan.

Monster Souvenir