Kaiju Admirers Gifts

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Piranhaclaus

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Hugh fans!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Which part are you reading for?"

Official Fight Cards

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Stop playing with your food!"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."