Kaiju Enthusiasts Gifts

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Marthra

Godzilla's Twilight Years

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Official Fight Cards

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."