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"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Marthra

Godzilla's Twilight Years

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Hugh fans!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"Stop playing with your food!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Monster Souvenir

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