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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"Anyone in my teeth?"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"There! I heard it again!"

Look: I understand about the cramps but you can't keep taking it out on these guys every month.

'He's really mad now!'

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Hugh fans!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Swiss Army Stove.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"