Kaiju Prints

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"There! I heard it again!"

Look: I understand about the cramps but you can't keep taking it out on these guys every month.

'He's really mad now!'

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Official Fight Cards

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Swiss Army Stove.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"