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"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"Sorry, I just needed to vent."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Poetry repairman

Young Godzilla.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

Tokyo City Limits

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Stop playing with your food!"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Cat Kung Fu

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"