Kaiju Admirers Mugs

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Piranhaclaus

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Stop playing with your food!"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."