Kaiju Admirer Mugs

"I'd like you to imagine my client as a family man and not a radioactive, enormous, city-stomping, mutated lizard."

"I hate it when we fight."

"We met in the city."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Hugh fans!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Swiss army knife

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Car joust.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Official Fight Cards

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Moon: Made in China

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Robot walking pet robot

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Happy Birthday!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."