Kaiju Fanatic Pillows

"Hugh fans!"

'Relax, he's only a yellow belt.'

"Hiya Brian - hey, fancy seeing you in this part of town...!!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"There! I heard it again!"

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Manga study #2

Death of Fidel Castro

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

'You really should Floss.'

"Was it someone you ate?"