Kaiju Enthusiast Pillows

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Honey, it looks like they've lifted restrictions on terrorizing the city."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."

"Sorry I'm late. Can you buzz me in?"

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Polyps over Tokyo. It's a cartoon about giant sea creatures that declare war on the surface world. An anime anemone enemy!

Official Fight Cards

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

These premises are alarmed.

Meals on Wheels

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Poetry repairman

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."