Haiku Lover Gifts

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"Meet The Author"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Bad hair day!

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

John Bunyan

Dating an English Major

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Myths and legends...

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Love me little, love me long.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Zorro as a child.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'