Haiku Gifts

Traffic Sign Haiku

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Audio Books

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

Mother Goose's Haiku

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Intellectual Foreplay...

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Poetry repairman

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'