Haiku T-Shirts

Traffic Sign Haiku

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Audio Books

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Mother Goose's Haiku

Intellectual Foreplay...

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Poetry repairman

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Young Godzilla.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."